8 Reasons to Have that Third Glass of Wine

conan-drinking-wine You always hear that you are allowed to have two glasses of wine a day, but darn it, sometimes you just have to go back for that third glass!

1. Wait. ONE glass? Sure, no problem.


2. Cause I’m a PRO. Back the eff off!


3. It’s been a ROUGH day at work…


4. When your friends are having more success than you.


5. Why else were we put on this earth?


7. Nothing makes me want to drink more than WHEN Sober Sally and Debbie Downer, try to CUT ME OFF!


8. It’s the freakin’ weekend baby and I’ma tryin’ to have some FUN.



9. LIVE in the moment. Get a little bit tipsy and OWN THAT SH*T!


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